
“Are you gonna tell me more about stickers for the wall or am I gonna have to ventilate you” He meant wall stickers of course, any fool knew that but I thought it best not to pick him up on his mistake.
Strange things have been happening to me lately. At first I put it down to a misspent youth finally catching up with me and paying me back but now I’ve put two and two together and come up with wall stickers.
They don’t tell you when you buy them that wall stickers are a portal into a parallel dimension so maybe my house is on a ley line or something but one thing’s for sure, when I stuck the stags head up above my fireplace I didn’t expect a braying ruddy cheeked toff in plus fours to march through my sitting room with a smoking rifle slung over his shoulder.
I put that one down to an evening on the single malts and thought nothing more of it but when I put the sticker of the bamboo up in the hall next to the bathroom I was very surprised to find myself sharing my morning ablutions with a giant panda.



